What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

What are the best Jewish jokes?

No go.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the steps to start an outbound calling center in India, and how do you get clients as a new business?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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No way

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read